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    8 hours ago

    Oh.

    So that’s what they use selective service for when you’re trans.

    Since I’m not “allowed” in the military for being a tranny, they’ll instead draft me to be a veteran’s fleshlight.

    What a strange dystopia this timeline has been turning out to be…

    Here are your available life choices:

    Be a GI Joe,
    Be a GI Girlfriend,
    Go to prison and be slave labor.

    Because let’s not kid ourselves: this is why vagrancy laws exist. It’s illegal to be homeless don’t you know? Once you get locked up for the first time for being homeless, now you have a criminal record which means you’re unemployable! You will never afford rent anywhere so you’ll be locked up a few more times as a vagrancy repeat-offender. As a repeat-offender, you run afoul of laws similar to the “three strikes” policy and you’ll cease being eligible to EVER live outside a prison.

    It all points to prison, military, or getting sex-trafficked.

    Which is to say,

    It all points to labor slavery, combat slavery, or sex slavery.

    It’s slavery all the way down.