Might be our first post on here from NodeBB. I look forward to seeing more content from over there.

I wasn’t even subbed to that one!

Nuts. Thanks for flagging it up.

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I did worry as I scrolled down, half expecting to see the offending tattoos.

I’d imagine if the whole shitshow hasn’t been enough to convince them to stay at home, then some facts are unlikely to sway them.

Anyway, you can try the Scandalous Spending Tracker which links to a PDF that breaks the numbers down with sources.

Meth Lab.

Breaking Bad Boy.

the villagers collectively setting up traps would be justified.

Do you really need a trap for a chicken? They are hardly the most cunning of creatures - just pick one up.

The major issue is that most people aren’t used to killing and preparing animals but a canny local butcher could offer a “slaughtered while you wait” service for a couple of quid and the problem would go away in a week. Although if they were that canny there’d be a trail of corn leading to the slaughter room. I’m surprised a cheeky chicken shop hasn’t sent to lads down in a van because that’s basically free chickens.

If in doubt, make soup.