Depression and a bunch of shit hit this month.
For me it was the flu.
I keep waiting for the smooth part of the road but its all bumpy. Maybe I should just stop waiting for smooth? Maybe its never been smooth? How do I go back to delulu?
Fun fact: did you know august and october combined to be 2.5 weeks in total this year?
That’s the spookiest part of the season
Bro dude my guy it is only the 21rst tops world wide on earth mate. How are you able to predict the future son
Had to check today’s date because I was looking like guy in meme.
This prophetic thing called a calendar
Yea and when the calendar runs out of days, what happens then smart guy? End of the world?
Only if it’s 2012
How can they be your brother and your son?
He got some of that Oedipussy
When a man and his mother love each other very much…
Yeah October was insanely fast for me wtf.
Los Angeles has had an unrelenting heatwave for most of spooktober. It’s been exceedingly hard to get into the spirit with highs hitting 40C/105F (or higher in the valley oof).
For retailers it is Christmas anyways
At least I finished my costume in time this year
I wanted to dress as Steven Segal but I couldn’t find a wig and I’m not fat enough right now
Just buy one of those inflatable sumo suits. Get the hair and bad goatee and maybe a toy gun and you will be good to go.
Need a black ponytail wig that’s slicked back and has a widow’s peak hairline. Haven’t found one yet. Maybe I could paint in the widow’s peak part though.
I watched Late Night with the Devil. That’s it. That was my only Halloween movie. I’m probably not even going to go through my Evil Dead movies at the end of October this year because I’ll be busy. What the hell.
Decorations have been trickling out for the last three weeks. We’re finally hitting critical Giant Plastic Skeleton mass around here.
I wanted to make some decorations for the yard. Not worth it now haha
