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minus-squareNateNate60@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up125·24 hours agoBeing hit by a motor vehicle of some sort owned by a large company with deep pockets and suffering a horrific but ultimately temporary injury with absolutely no longer-term health effects that nonetheless results in a seven figure injury settlement
minus-squareScrotusMaximus@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up1·43 minutes agoIsn’t this just winning the lottery with extra painful steps?
minus-squareNateNate60@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·14 minutes agoYeah but instead of the state paying you, you get to increase a big company’s insurance premiums for a while
minus-squarechocrates@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·13 hours agoThe settlement isn’t gonna be as good if it doesn’t impact your lifetime earnings. I have a family member that litigates this shit 🤮
minus-squarescytale@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·19 hours agoDamn, and here I was thinking more like just slipping on a puddle in a store.
Being hit by a motor vehicle of some sort owned by a large company with deep pockets and suffering a horrific but ultimately temporary injury with absolutely no longer-term health effects that nonetheless results in a seven figure injury settlement
Isn’t this just winning the lottery with extra painful steps?
Yeah but instead of the state paying you, you get to increase a big company’s insurance premiums for a while
Rip king
The settlement isn’t gonna be as good if it doesn’t impact your lifetime earnings. I have a family member that litigates this shit 🤮
Yeah that’s why it’s a dream
The New American Dream
Damn, and here I was thinking more like just slipping on a puddle in a store.