I want to confuse the cashier for the rest of their life
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A few jars of hot sauce, jerk seasoning and a korma because you look them in the eye and say you can’t stand spicy things.
Tinfoil, copper wire, 9V battery and a bottle of HP sauce.
10 sherbet dib-dabs, a croissant, a lighter, and a straw.
20 sherbet dib dabs would probably set you back fifty quid these days
You’re right. It’s 55p for 1 in Tesco, the utter shits. I’ll amend.
A “crossword puzzle” book, a tin opener and a pack of condoms.
No confusion, just the lingering stain(s) of loneliness.
…add a small pack of party balloons?
The person in front of me at Boots had a basket with Alka Seltzer and pregnancy test. Not confusing but told a story.


