This hits different now to me now I have a gf that does this as a kind of humorous joke. None of the others I had joked like that. It’s a flip of the coin if she’s actually horny tho.

OwO

Foolish girl, now he’ll think you were only being nice and only realise in 40 years!

You both could be having 3 kids by that point and he won’t even notice!

But he didn’t say “yes” yet! Sheesh way for them to blue ball /J

Call me a dumbfuck cause I’m dumb as hell and I (get) fuck(ed) a lot :3 /s