some pirate@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days agoThis is why dating is so hard nowlemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square58linkfedilinkarrow-up1674arrow-down110
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minus-squareheartSagan5@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 days agoAn inch shy of average? But I think they’re more interested in his wallet.
minus-squaresurewhynotlem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 days agoEveryone knows the equation: Penis length = measured length + 1" x (number of digits in net worth - 6) + 2" x (number of state secrets shared)
An inch shy of average? But I think they’re more interested in his wallet.
Everyone knows the equation:
Penis length = measured length + 1" x (number of digits in net worth - 6) + 2" x (number of state secrets shared)