Parenting is not difficult, being a good parent is.
Additionally, people have been parents since prehistoric times, but nobody managed to beat Dark Souls even once until less than 20 years ago.
But they didn’t say becoming a parent is difficult, they said that parenting is difficult. Which is true if you’re doing it right.
The becoming part is equivalent to buying a copy of Dark Souls.
Fucking is easy. Being a parent is the hard part.
Granted my kid is probably autistic, but parenting is so hard that dark souls is what I do to relax.
Majority of Dark Souls players struggle to understand, it’s a turn based game, not action hack n slash. In opposite to parenting, that is 24/7 service action p2w gacha game.
I was going to have a snarky response to the image. This comment is better than anything I had cooking.
Oh thank You, but don’t let me stop You!
Yeah, a turn-based game where the enemy gets way more turns than you
Yes but you can move in the 4th spatial dimension (why do you think you become invulnurable?) while dodge rolling and they are only 3 dimensional beings.
Just dodge everything and kill them before they kill you. It’s easy
I like the multiple interpretations of “service”.
At least Dark Souls becomes easier when you already know what to do. Parenting is a randomizer run, every attempt has some new bullshit.
You start to think the whole parenting thing is easy and other parents are just doing it wrong. Then you get constitution checked by the teenage years and your strategy goes out the window.
Technically you can never actually beat parenting but you can beat dark souls.
This comment is just asking for a dark joke
You can beat your children. That’s Dark Souls-like.
Obligatory Statement
Don’t beat children, that’s fucked up. This is a dark joke.
He said winning parenting, not rage quitting Clancy style
Some have done both. Parenting is harder.
Ain’t never seen a ‘hitless 100% achievement all bosses’ run of parenting.
That’s when you don’t hit your kid, they don’t hit anyone, and there’s no bullying : hitless
100% Achievement : The kid gets top marks, top of every class, Valedictorian, Maxes out their education at the most prestigious university for their career path, paid internship, top of career, becomes CEO of company working in their field, Marries high school sweetheart, 2.4 kids.
Don’t forget that the kid is actually happy, and you managed to not impart any major trauma on them. That’s the hardest one.
But they wouldn’t be funny, and isn’t that the most profound trauma of all
CEO is big time fail.
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they don’t hit anyone,
I feel like the only way to do this is through hacks, and by that I mean hacking your kids arms off.
For one, we’ve all kicked a pregnant woman at one point in our lives.
2.4 kids
Ah, I see you’ve met my son, Lil Halfsy.
Have beaten Malenia. Parenting is definitely harder.
I thought you replied to this
Folks, the best of us cheat on our wives with spies. When I cheated on my wife Marples with Melarnia, I said, you’re so beutiful, I don’t care that you’re sponsored by the FSB. That’s what they called Yugoslavia back then.
So little Jimmy, you’re going to go into this
dungeonschool. Here’s a stick. Watch out for, mmm everything! Have fun andtry to get back fordinner will be ready when you get back!Well, you can rage-quit dark souls at any time…
People rage quit children as well
But only one of those will land you in prison
You just say you’re going out for some milk
Yeah some nancy ragequit all 3 at once
You can also ragequit parenting by going to buy cigarettes and milk
I just played dark souls for the first time, then became a parent for the first time.
Dark souls is some peepo shit compared to this bro 😅
User interface overdose
G*mers just casually admitting to getting no bitches and being proud of the fact 💀💀
I’m in awe of this comment. Truly flabbergasted. A joyous reminder that the internet is not a serious place.
And yet. Lemmites G*mers still get real fucking pissy.
I mean, I used emojis.
No one without a stick up their ass and chronic need to think they’re better than anyone would take it seriously.
Brother, you’re on Lemmy. Don’t pretend you touch grass, we’re all in this shit together.
