Many of us have heard the deprecating characterizations of many countries. Like Putin described the UK as an “insignificant little Island”, and Russia has been characterized as a “mob run gas station” or Trump calling El Salvador, Haiti and African countries as “shithole countries”.
Let’s flip things around for a bit of fun. After a heavy night of drinking with your country’s head of tourism, you have one shot to give your best self-depricating characterization of your country for a new border sign.
I’ll go first:
Welcome to Canada - Enjoy world class sexual assault in sport – Come and play!
The Pepsi to America’s Coke. Anyone who isn’t a fan of either can’t tell them apart, and you’d be hard-pressed to get an accurate account from the fans of what actually is different, but damned if either one will admit that they’re pretty similar.