I believe in back left burner supremacy (if you’re right-handed and you don’t want to set fire to your tits)
The only correct choice is induction lol
I get grumpy when I visit family and have to use a coil or glass top stove.
You can pry my induction stove out of my cold, dead hands.
Some people like their tits hot.

Whoa, a rare IT Crowd reference? It boggles the mind!

You disgust me.
That’s the burner I use for slow heating sauces that I dont have to mess with much.
Not all of us have tits large enough for that to be a consideration.
You must warm a lot of mac and cheese for one while microwaving dino chicken nuggets.
I don’t think that’s a thing outside America… but it certainly cooks a lot of instant noodles and if I’m feeling fancy bolognaise
You people are weird.
Back left? Fuck! This makes me want to puke! Such sickness! Such depravity!
It’s the boys love burner <3

