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minus-squareTomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·3 days agoI hate online recipes for this reason. They’re all prefaced with some bullshit
minus-squarejubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days ago“Hmmm. Some chocolate chip cookies sound good.” Searches for recipe… 🎄Every year at Christmas, my Grandma would make her famous... 🎄 Scrolls down… 🎄...and that's how Grandma got run over by a reindeer.🎄 “Ooh. I wonder who wrote that song?” Spends rest of afternoon on Wikipedia. Does not make chocolate chip cookies.
minus-squareheartSagan5@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 days agoOr they shovel it as an ad for Amazon groceries. Recipe books were simple once, just a list of ingredients, their measurements, and the instructions to complete the recipe.
minus-squaregrue@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 days agoTutorials are videos because Youtube makes people a lot more money than a text website. Online recipes have an entire fucking story glued on because without the story, the instructions aren’t copyrightable. It’s profit motive all the way down.
minus-squareheartSagan5@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days ago It’s profit motive all the way down. Because we’re all swimming in debt and cash strapped. Now, dance monkey, dance.
minus-square𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 days agoCtrl+F for cooking terms like cups or tbsp. Though the real problem nowadays with recipes is that they’re all AI slop
I hate online recipes for this reason.
They’re all prefaced with some bullshit
“Hmmm. Some chocolate chip cookies sound good.”
Searches for recipe…
🎄Every year at Christmas, my Grandma would make her famous... 🎄Scrolls down…
🎄...and that's how Grandma got run over by a reindeer.🎄“Ooh. I wonder who wrote that song?”
Spends rest of afternoon on Wikipedia. Does not make chocolate chip cookies.
Or they shovel it as an ad for Amazon groceries. Recipe books were simple once, just a list of ingredients, their measurements, and the instructions to complete the recipe.
Tutorials are videos because Youtube makes people a lot more money than a text website.
Online recipes have an entire fucking story glued on because without the story, the instructions aren’t copyrightable.
It’s profit motive all the way down.
Because we’re all swimming in debt and cash strapped. Now, dance monkey, dance.
Ctrl+F for cooking terms like cups or tbsp. Though the real problem nowadays with recipes is that they’re all AI slop