Godric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agoBuddha orders a pizza: "Make me One with Everything"lemmy.worldimagemessage-square61linkfedilinkarrow-up1465arrow-down117
arrow-up1448arrow-down1imageBuddha orders a pizza: "Make me One with Everything"lemmy.worldGodric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square61linkfedilink
minus-squaretetrachromacy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up32·2 days agoThen the Buddhist pulls out a pistol and sights it on the hot dog vendor. The vendor holds up his hands and says, “Whoa, whatever happened to inner peace?” The Buddhist replies, “This is my inner piece.”
minus-squarePapaStevesy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down1·1 day agoThe hot dog vendor scoffed confidently, “You won’t shoot, you don’t have the nerve on ya’.”
minus-squareWappleFF27@feddit.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·1 day agoA piano falls on the buddhist and kills him. The hot dog vendor was enlightened.
Then the Buddhist pulls out a pistol and sights it on the hot dog vendor. The vendor holds up his hands and says, “Whoa, whatever happened to inner peace?”
The Buddhist replies, “This is my inner piece.”
The hot dog vendor scoffed confidently, “You won’t shoot, you don’t have the nerve on ya’.”
A piano falls on the buddhist and kills him. The hot dog vendor was enlightened.