I’m curious at taking care of fish. I am a terribly irresponsible person, but I feel if I have a food self cleaning and self cleaning tank, I can take care pretty easily with enough alarms to remind me.
Which equipment, fish, and setup do I need for what I’m aiming to do?
Let me know in the comments!


I appreciate that. I was kinda drunk and bored last night so I hammered on this quite awhile. I might do it over and make a top-level post one day. SO much I left out, but I had to draw the line on overwhelming OP.