Second of all, how dare you Thirdly, just because you’re right doesn’t mean you get to be an asshole about it
Accurate. Downvoted because this isn’t a shitpost.
Downvoted because I’m in this photo and I don’t like it.
WHERE. is the shitpost?!
We seriousposting in shitpost now. Wait does that make it auto-shitpost?
OP where is the shit in ur post huh
We’re the shitpost. It’s us.
We are the shitposts we made along the way
My recent mental health is the shit in this shitpost.
Answer or I’ll have to report you to the authorities ‼️‼️‼️
Everyone knows it’s illegal to say any post is not a shitpost. Literally every post is a shitpost!!! /s
Talking about playing to an audience.
Nope. The opposite. Everyone in the world is incompetent and if I want to have something done right I need to do it myself, therefore requiring very little from my environment: low maintenance.
(Exaggerated for dramatic effect)
Should be check boxes instead of radio buttons
Low maintenance. I dislike most people, I dislike going out, I dislike buying stuff I can do myself. All I want is to be by myself and read in peace. I do like kids and talking tho, so just going to uni or watching over young family members is enough for me.
Nope, just can’t be bothered to care any more.
No I’m low maintenance because the maintenance costs more than the value.
As a fellow burden to the world: that’s the fawning reaction at work
Kind of wish we could live for free without leaving a trace. No one’s resources consumed, no one bothered.
That’s the dream
College girls 2 months after getting frisky at their first frat party:
“Boss you killed a child. Amazing. Mission complete. That right there is why you’re the best. Boss.”
without leaving a trace.
in that case you need to revert to mollusc, otherwise you’re gonna leave a skeleton.
JFC we’re supposed to laugh here I thought, not cry?
Some of us don’t need insults to feel guilty for existing you know? I didn’t have a job for the longest time, so I took nearly nothing.
I shouldn’t even be around.
I don’t know which is worse: that there is no sense of self anymore, or that I have to put on masks to pretend there is.
You deserve more.
Or are you high maintenance and in such profound denial that you’re adamant you’re truly low maintenance?
¿Por que no los dos?
