Unlike deceiving your fellow man, lying to cops grants a sense of peace and rightness. Trying to tell them the truth is what makes people nervous, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law after all
It ain’t that kid’s first time lying to the cops. He’s done it enough to be confident this will be fine. I mean, even if he gets caught, what are they going to do?
Polyalloy humanoid from the future can’t read elevated heart rate, surface moisture and dilated pupils. Lol
Moisture sensors have chemicals, moving parts - it doesn’t work that way.
Unlike deceiving your fellow man, lying to cops grants a sense of peace and rightness. Trying to tell them the truth is what makes people nervous, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law after all
Thats why lying to the cops is one of Buddha’s four tasks to enlightenment.
Omg please give source pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease
I need this info in my life. If it’s a joke, I won’t be disappointed too bad, but God, I am praying it isn’t
It ain’t that kid’s first time lying to the cops. He’s done it enough to be confident this will be fine. I mean, even if he gets caught, what are they going to do?
Yeah, Bobby Budnick knows how to tell a convincing lie. He learned it at summer camp.
“When cops ask me questions, it makes me wanna fart!”
With this comment and this username, I can tell that you are a person of excellent taste.
Hack the planet!
That’s why I never leave the house without a thumbtack in my shoe. Never know when you’re gonna need to lie to a terminator.
Skynet forgot to push that OTA update before sending the robot