I tried squirting a cop with liquified butter in a squirt bottle, jacking off the bottle moaning till i blew. He pretty immediately reached for his taser. He announced he was gobs going to taser me. I had committed. There was air in the bottle and it didn’t come out when I squeezed it hard. Then other cops stripped me of my precious butter. Crazy story but yea they go right for the taser.
“Fuck this” /taser
“TASE ME HARDER DADDDY!”
Actually harder to say in person. Source: self
They’ll just have to piece together the intent behind my moaning screams.
It’s practically impossible to speak while you’re being tased. You can make noises but those are mostly involuntary.
Right after? You’re fine and can do whatever. If it’s your first time it takes a second to put together what happened.
Obviously I’ll be training for this.
PCP is a performance enhancing drug in this regard.
Can’t recommend. Once was enough
I tried squirting a cop with liquified butter in a squirt bottle, jacking off the bottle moaning till i blew. He pretty immediately reached for his taser. He announced he was
gobsgoing to taser me. I had committed. There was air in the bottle and it didn’t come out when I squeezed it hard. Then other cops stripped me of my precious butter. Crazy story but yea they go right for the taser.What