I’ve missed the Christian baby genre and haven’t seen it in awhile.
Maybe don’t shoot the baby?
Literally impossible without having Jesus in your hearts.
Instructions unclear, several latino men stuck inside me
That depends, if I shoot the baby and they die immediately, as if they took a shotgun blast to the face, would you become an atheist?
I think I’d be convicted of assisted murder…
What the even fuck is this
Wtf??
What do Christians think atheists spend their time doing?
Shooting babies?
Satanic orgies, drugs, dancing and other fun stuff.
Plotting to murder babies obviously. Post-birth abortions are a thing according to Fox News…no /s
Just because the amulet of protection in the shape of a crucifix doesn’t mean it has anything to do with god. Wizards are mischievous.
Yeah, put that shit on before the fuzz arrives.
What happens when the baby turns to red mist? Is that just “part of God’s plan”?
Okay, but no joke, if removing a crucifix suddenly allowed me to turn a previously indestructible baby into red mist, I think there might be a god and he might have had a plan or foresight into this whole boondoggle
“Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.” - Arthur C. Clarke
You’re too eagerly jumping to conclusions.
What if the cross just emits a baby-shaped forcefield?
Old testament god seemed to be pretty good and offing kids so this tracks
Nothing scarier that someone who believes in shit they can’t see that encourages them to be violent.
I mean… Why did the God not protect the baby anymore? Is the crucifix a required magic catalyst or something to get Gods protection? Do we have any known cases where the catalyst was not needed?
I think I’m closer to solving the riddle of Gods power…
Lack of object permanence. The baby stopped being a Christian when the crucifix was gone
It’s christians who kill babies. Gaza, Iran, and the grandaddy of them all-the Oklahoma Federal Building.
No, but I’d definitely put that necklace on anyway. Not like the baby knew anything about religion, but it still worked for him; should work for me, too.
Needs a Christian to even come up with the idea to shoot at a baby…
Funny how they keep relying on impossible hypotheticals.
Isn’t that, like, the whole book?
It’s mostly fanfic of previous theocratic writings and random ramblings
