Today the country’s leading champions of democracy came together to urge all Americans to vote early as they can, and then get lost deep within the nearest corn maze until it’s all over.
Today the country’s leading champions of democracy came together to urge all Americans to vote early as they can, and then get lost deep within the nearest corn maze until it’s all over.
Yeah, because hiding from the problems and hoping it’ll all just go away have been working out really well for Americans so far.
Well it is the Onion…