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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago

Anon hears a dying wish

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Anon hears a dying wish

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago
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    2 days ago

    fgt?

    • FrChazzz@lemmus.org
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      Full grain toast. They’re offering suggestions to the dude for his diet.

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        Bread? To loose weight?

        Pssh, good luck.

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          Bread makes you fat?

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            19 hours ago

            Wheat’s a staple food because it’s loaded with energy. A cloud of flour will ignite and a silo full can explode. Think on that. :)

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            If you eat enough of it

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        that won’t help

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          (Full disclosure: im just bullshitting. I think fgt is a short-hand version of a particular homophobic slur)

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      A british cigarette. A bassoon in german.

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        19 hours ago

        Also English, a bundle of sticks.

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        If they speak German, they can’t be a bad person.

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      Fast. Gym. Train.

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        much better than bread

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