You see, I had to save you by sacrificing Myself to Me, because the animal blood was not enough to satiate Me and Myself. If I hadn’t of sacrificed Myself to Me, I would have had to kill you all for your filthy vileness that I made in My and Me’s image by Myself and Me. I will return soon, and then I’ll murder most of you with the demons that I made with Myself, and My Son and Me will rule the rest of you for a thousand years and then Me and Me and the Magic Bird and you will live forever and ever and I promise I won’t kill you anymore or anything for real.