I was speeding on a highway and a trooper lit me up.
I pull over and he asks the dumb question “Do you know fast you were going?”
I reply “Yeah, fast enough for you to turn on those lights.”
His face went beet red, he wanted me to say something stupid he can lord over me even though I know I’m getting the ticket. He stormed off after getting my info and handed me the same ticket I would have gotten if I kissed his bloated fat ass.
I said I was going fast enough to turn on the cherries and berries. No admission of how fast I was actually going. Just fast enough for him to stop me and to take a shot at his ego.
I was thinking about that question the other day. My fantasy answers were: “Not fast enough!” or “Fast enough to catch your eye. [suggestive wink]”. For context, I’m emphatically not what most people involved in policing would be attracted attracted to.
Me fucking with cops
I was speeding on a highway and a trooper lit me up.
I pull over and he asks the dumb question “Do you know fast you were going?”
I reply “Yeah, fast enough for you to turn on those lights.”
His face went beet red, he wanted me to say something stupid he can lord over me even though I know I’m getting the ticket. He stormed off after getting my info and handed me the same ticket I would have gotten if I kissed his bloated fat ass.
Yeah not sure I’d be admitting any sort of guilt
Its a statie, you’re not getting out of the ticket. So whats the difference?
If you get a ticket for 30 over vs 7 over, it’s a lot easier to argue there’s a problem with their measurement when you haven’t admitted guilt
I said I was going fast enough to turn on the cherries and berries. No admission of how fast I was actually going. Just fast enough for him to stop me and to take a shot at his ego.
I was thinking about that question the other day. My fantasy answers were: “Not fast enough!” or “Fast enough to catch your eye. [suggestive wink]”. For context, I’m emphatically not what most people involved in policing would be attracted attracted to.