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I LOVE these. Funnier the longer I think about them. Almost serious or useful then just completely out of left field.
minus-squarerockerface🇺🇦@lemmy.cafelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up43·4 days agoWhen life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.
minus-squareexpletivedeleted@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up10·4 days agoThat’s some Groucho Marx style shit. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
minus-squareFluorineBalloon@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 days agoAn old friend always said “time flies like fruit flies like a banana.” I’ve always preferred this version because of the flow, and because it makes you think a little more before it clicks.
minus-squareAxolotl.cpp@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·4 days agoYou just made me dylexic I read melons, then when i read dyslexic i go back to read again and i read lemons but wait, wasn’t it melons? So I read again and it’s melons 😭
minus-squarerockerface🇺🇦@lemmy.cafelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·4 days agoI guess I spawned a cognitohazard xD
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When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.
That’s some Groucho Marx style shit.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
An old friend always said “time flies like fruit flies like a banana.”
I’ve always preferred this version because of the flow, and because it makes you think a little more before it clicks.
You just made me dylexic I read melons, then when i read dyslexic i go back to read again and i read lemons but wait, wasn’t it melons? So I read again and it’s melons 😭
I guess I spawned a cognitohazard xD
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