eightys3v3n@lemmy.ca to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 4 days agoMalaphorslemmy.caimagemessage-square154linkfedilinkarrow-up11.01Karrow-down16file-text
arrow-up11Karrow-down1imageMalaphorslemmy.caeightys3v3n@lemmy.ca to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square154linkfedilinkfile-text
I LOVE these. Funnier the longer I think about them. Almost serious or useful then just completely out of left field.
minus-squareMangoCats@feddit.itlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·4 days agoYou can beat a dead horse but you can’t make it drink.
minus-squareYardy Sardley@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 days agoYou can lead a racehorse to water but you shouldn’t piss in its mouth
You can beat a dead horse but you can’t make it drink.
You can lead a racehorse to water but you shouldn’t piss in its mouth
That’s a very apt lesson