eightys3v3n@lemmy.ca to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 5 days agoMalaphorslemmy.caimagemessage-square154linkfedilinkarrow-up11.01Karrow-down16file-text
arrow-up11Karrow-down1imageMalaphorslemmy.caeightys3v3n@lemmy.ca to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square154linkfedilinkfile-text
I LOVE these. Funnier the longer I think about them. Almost serious or useful then just completely out of left field.
minus-squaregothmog@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up10·5 days agoFor the first one, my ex used to say that to me all the time.
minus-squaremnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·5 days agoYou need to eat more pineapple
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For the first one, my ex used to say that to me all the time.
You need to eat more pineapple
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