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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 8 days ago

ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume

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ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume

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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 8 days ago
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  • Manjushri@piefed.social
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    7 days ago

    The 7-year-old has almost certainly shot fewer people than the ICE agent. However, this is America so that is not an absolute certainty.

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    The kid has pointed his gun at the ice-agents’s head, and look, his finger is on the trigger.

    • seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialOPM
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      Just like a real ice agent. They both don’t have any training.

    • LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I’m ok with the poor trigger discipline in this case, it’s an accident waiting to happen (fingers crossed)

  • TachyonTele_Esq@piefed.social
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    “satire”

    • degen@midwest.social
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      I literally thought it said nottheonion and I didn’t question it

      • TachyonTele_Esq@piefed.social
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        Is this the onion jumping the shark?

        • degen@midwest.social
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          I think the shark is jumping the onion tbh

          But also the onion is the shark and the shark is the onion, so yes

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    Which one’s the child? I can’t tell the difference.

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      The agent is the one that gets afraid when they see people with certain skin colors.

    • AngryRobot@lemmy.world
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      The one who’s not hiding his face like a fucking coward.

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