Yes, we are all aware that characterizing a person solely by their genitalia is both reductive and crude, but for the purposes of this joke you could choose to see it as funny instead of sad and perhaps use it as an opportunity to reflect on how to improve your outlook on life through humor.
Yes, we are all aware that characterizing a person solely by their genitalia is both reductive and crude, but for the purposes of this joke you could choose to see it as funny instead of sad and perhaps use it as an opportunity to reflect on how to improve your outlook on life through humor.
Ok fartwad 💨🤲🫴
Whatever, Fleshlight that cries.
Aren’t we all just fleshlights that cry?
Some of us are rude sex toys that don’t even vibrate
Some of us can be both.
Welll, if you wanna get topological up in here, humans are donut-shaped, soo…
Humans have 7 holes
Okay, we’re like a weird donut that caught a few bubbles while baking
The light inside me went out long ago, but I still cry.
Sorry that we failed you, fam.