I’ll start a competing show where I pull genealogy and restore the house to what the couple’s ancestors would have lived in (it’s always a variation of a hut with a thatched roof.)

“On this episode of Pimp My Property Line… a Exxon Mobil retiree couple wants us to rebuild their 50 yr. old private cabin in Nuvuk, Alaska. It sits on 700 hectares of virgin headland and untapped prospects. Watch as we handover a basket of picked blackberries and the keys and open the door to nirvana. Nirvana, a local, really loves blackberries!!”

My “favorites” are the complete morons who are moving to Hurricane Alley and insist on buying beachfront property.

I’d watch the shit out of this.