• crenquis@lemmy.today
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    Which reminds me… The best thing about giving your pet people names, is eventually somebody with that name will become a fixture in your life and then you get to refer to them as “Human Dave” and still call the pet Dave.

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      These are the Daves I know, I know
      These are the Daves I know
      These are the Daves I know, I know
      These are the Daves I know
      
      Human David Hoffman
      He works in my dad's store
      He's worked here for 12 years
      He'll probably work here for more
      
      These are the Daves I know, I know
      These are the Daves I know
      These are the Daves I know, I know
      These are the Daves I know
      
      Human Dave Gort
      I've known since I was six
      In grade eight he broke his leg
      So we got drunk and sick
      
      These are the Daves I know, I know
      These are the Daves I know
      These are the Daves I know, I know
      These are the Daves I know
      
      Some of them are Davids
      [Human Dave Gort: But most of us are Human Daves]
      They all have their own hands
      But they come from different moms
      
      These are the Daves I know, I know
      These are the Daves I know
      These are the Daves I know, I know
      These are the Daves I know
      
      Dave Jadiski
      Man, this cat can swing
      He weighs almost 50 pounds
      And he delivers my paper on time
      
      These are the Daves I know, I know
      These are the Daves I know
      These are the Daves I know, I know
      These are the Daves I know
      
      Human Dave Capisano
      I hardly know him
      
      These are the Daves I know, I know
      These are the Daves I know
      These are the Daves I know, I know
      These are the Daves I know