deathmetal27@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 3 days agoWhat's your favourite technical/scientific joke?message-squaremessage-square103linkfedilinkarrow-up146arrow-down11
arrow-up145arrow-down1message-squareWhat's your favourite technical/scientific joke?deathmetal27@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square103linkfedilink
minus-squarefrankenswine@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·2 days agoThree logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks: “3 beers?” The first one responds: “I don’t know” The second one responds: “I don’t know” The last one responds: “Yes, please!”
minus-squarelikebudda@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 days agoAn infinite number of mathematicians walk into the bar. The first guy asks for one beer. Next guy asks for 1/2 a beer. Next guy asks for 1/4 beer. Bartender slaps the next guy and gives the group two beers.
Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks: “3 beers?”
The first one responds: “I don’t know”
The second one responds: “I don’t know”
The last one responds: “Yes, please!”
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into the bar. The first guy asks for one beer. Next guy asks for 1/2 a beer. Next guy asks for 1/4 beer. Bartender slaps the next guy and gives the group two beers.