I cannot tell you how many times I’ve made a noise on the toilet and been so embarrassed that I actually end up waiting for anyone who heard it to leave, just so I can stay anonymous

I don’t think there will be anyone who objects to this. There is nothing in a bathroom worth listening to. Nobody socializes in a bathroom. It’s as quiet as a library, and any bodily noise completely gives you away

Please just add background music to bathrooms. Even with quiet background music, you could at least strategically defecate to the tempo to make it sound like it’s part of the song

I hate public bathrooms, please make them bearable

  • Broadfern@lemmy.worldEnglish
    2·
    11 hours ago

    Glad we’ve found common ground! The separate rooms idea is even better, since it would help with smell issues too.

    • insanemantis@lemmy.worldOP
      2·
      7 hours ago

      Yeah, like I said I just hate public bathrooms. My first idea is just a more real world-friendly version of what is both your idea and mine