SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agoWater is never really yours it's just your turn to drink it.message-squaremessage-square135linkfedilinkarrow-up1676arrow-down114
arrow-up1662arrow-down1message-squareWater is never really yours it's just your turn to drink it.SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square135linkfedilink
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.socialOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·5 days agoI want to be roasted and fed to the guests of my funeral.
minus-squareforbiddencherry@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up6·5 days agoIf you’ve ever had trichinosis make sure they know to cook you thoroughly.
minus-squarebbpr120@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down3·5 days agoit’s not like I’m RFK Jr or something…
minus-squaredecolo@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 days agoIt’s only fair that you have to fatten and tenderize yourself in preparation when the time comes.
I want to be roasted and fed to the guests of my funeral.
If you’ve ever had trichinosis make sure they know to cook you thoroughly.
it’s not like I’m RFK Jr or something…
It’s only fair that you have to fatten and tenderize yourself in preparation when the time comes.
“This is the best pork I’ve ever had!”