SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 23 hours agoWater is never really yours it's just your turn to drink it.message-squaremessage-square99linkfedilinkarrow-up1515arrow-down111
arrow-up1504arrow-down1message-squareWater is never really yours it's just your turn to drink it.SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 23 hours agomessage-square99linkfedilink
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.socialOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·22 hours agoI want to be roasted and fed to the guests of my funeral.
minus-squaredecolo@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 hours agoIt’s only fair that you have to fatten and tenderize yourself in preparation when the time comes.
minus-squareforbiddencherry@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up4·22 hours agoIf you’ve ever had trichinosis make sure they know to cook you thoroughly.
minus-squarebbpr120@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·19 hours agoit’s not like I’m RFK Jr or something…
I want to be roasted and fed to the guests of my funeral.
It’s only fair that you have to fatten and tenderize yourself in preparation when the time comes.
“This is the best pork I’ve ever had!”
If you’ve ever had trichinosis make sure they know to cook you thoroughly.
it’s not like I’m RFK Jr or something…