Spacial dimensions.
All your problems look so small from 256-D space.
Time
Time, assuming I could choose when to stop.
TIIIIIIIIIME
Anyone with wisdom would want that.
You can do anything with time.
Wind it back, wind it forward, generate infinite energy, change all things, fix all things (backwards time manipulation), learn how to do anything.
And the best part: no other superpower needed, no omnipotence, no omniscience.
Just your mortal hands, and time.
Unlimited free home maintenance. Cleaning, laundry, repairs, yard work, etc.
The Olive Garden personnel reading the thread; “Huh. I guess nobody wants unlimited garlic bread. Nix it, boys.”
Healthcare
Cuddles from puppies and my wife
Time
Influence. I want to be able to convince everybody with power around the world to actively support a transition away from a system that’s based on hierarchy and coercion to a decentralized and cooperative one.
Potable water. Then I could grow a bunch of food for like, ever and my nuclear reactor will never overheat. Perfect.
V E N G E A N C E
time
Potable water
BJs
The restaurant? 🤔
No the warehouse store.
I’m from Texas, my wife is from New Jersey. We had a lot of confusing conversations when we were long-distance about shopping or eating at BJ’s






