What a terrible day to be literate.
They say Scots were very resourceful and fucked all parts of the goat, no part was ever wasted
Know why Scots wear kilts? Because sheep can hear a zipper from a kilometer away.
Aye, an’ the welsh worrrrrk miracles at shaggin’ sheep.
How did the Welsh shepherd find his sheep in the long grass? Very satisfying.
I didn’t know Chinese Wikipedia existed
The version of Baike you are sharing is AI slop.
Edit Baidu Baike is Baidu’s own version of Wikipedia. They have the human written version and then the AI slop version. What you have shared is the latter.
I really didn’t need to know this.
First invented by the Chinese. Later refined by the Vikings who removed the eyelashes from the goat skull before fucking.
Goat: You won’t believe what I’ve seen
