Bro. That dungeon master sucks. The Urban Fantasy journey to take that beautiful member of the 10k basically wrote itself, no imagination at all on their campaign or prep.

So the newbie made a mundane lawyer and got the government involved. They upset a balance with clerical minutiae, in a setting with magic creatures and you telling me this guy didn’t nail himself a patron that night/blood moon/solstice?

Where’s the demons? The genies? The imps? The goddamn Fae courts!?

SMH. I feel so bad for that person.