Universal Basic Shawarma now!
If you get a shawarma and it’s got lettuce in it, it’s not shawarma, it’s just a sandwich. Someone has lied to you.
I had no idea
This is why we need more “jihadist” senators.
next thing you know and they teach arabic numerals in schools, where does it end!?!?!
To be honest, a lot of Americans would struggle with the complexity of Arabic numerals, so they should probably teach something else.
They were being sarcastic.
And the weekdays will be named after norse gods, damnit!
We demand one weekend day for each realm.
Quick, how many Arabic people believe in Shakira law? My son just left his litter box with his boxed hair dye and told me that his teacher wants everyone to convert to Islam by tomorrow.
Please help. Pray for our family.
how many Arabic people believe in Shakira law?
Only the ones with honest articulatio coxae.
Contrary to popular belief, hips do lie.
About what?
Competency. Resume said it has a nice smooth ball and socket.
X-ray says hella arthritis.
Lying piece of shit.
Dang, I love shawarma. I didn’t think I could like this dude any more, but here we are!
Do they think he can just go down to the senate floor and say sharia law and suddenly poof, it’s happened?
Laura Loomer was claiming our country has become “Conquered by Muslims and Communists” so yeah, they think if a single quran enters a church, it becomes a mosque
I kind of hate both religions but I feel much less danger to myself living a block away from a mosque. guess I’ll need some Qur’an’s and a trebuchet.
I had the best shawarma last week from a new business, I wanna go back now
I used to work by this little grocery store that had an attached restaurant and they made such good shawarma wraps and had the pickliest pickled turnips or whatever they are and it haunts me
Should we have shawarma 5 times a day?
I’m down for that! Can we switch it up, maybe have falafel for breakfast, halloumi for lunch, etc.?
