In most places it’s illegal to live on public land. That’s why bigfoot has so many unpaid fines. Efforts are underway to serve him a court order so we can resolve the issue.

need to think of a good cryptid name for yourself. otherwise you will just be call ____man, boring

Buy some white pants, put them on, and just keep pulling them up. Congrats, you are now a Fresno nightcrawler.