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KhitomerAccordion@lemy.lol to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago

Fuck you dude

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Fuck you dude

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KhitomerAccordion@lemy.lol to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago
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    Take a shower? You mean get pissed on by my house? No thanks.

    • 3laws@lemmy.world
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      Well, since I open my mouth to that shit and let it spray my asshole directly I guess I can now add watersports to my “I guess I’m technically into this kink” ever growing list.

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      House piss, thank you for showing me the most silliest thing today.

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        Oh that’s just nasty

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        That’s what’s in the fire sprinklers. Shower water is more “house drool”

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      No, no, it’s literally just piss, don’t you know where water comes from? Sanitation who? And they’re drinking the stuff!

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      Yeah, I prefer to submerge myself in house juice

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      I’m into that shit.

    • Victor@lemmy.world
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      Yeah that sounds gay af. Also don’t wipe your ass either, fellas. Totally gay shit.

      /sss

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        🐍

      • thinkingofyouihaveananxietydisorder@quokk.au
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        a HOUSE built due to gender imbalance in the construction industry disproportionately by MEN?

        this is why we need more women in the trades.

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          Don’t nobody want no gay ass house bruh 🙃

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            sleeping inside is like the gayest shit you can do, bruh.

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              Last time I slept inside a woman I was a baby. Men don’t do that shit.

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                touching a woman? all soft and feminine? sounds pretty gay, bruh.

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                  😂 you won this

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      Ah. Perfection.

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        perv action

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      You usually have to pay double for that kind of action

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