A young man wearing a backwards cap busts into a party and announces “HEY LADIES FERTILE FREDDY IS IN THE HOUSE!”
His incredulous friend grasps his shoulders and quickly pulls him aside, saying “freddy dude you can’t go around introducing yourself as “fertile freddy””
Freddy begins to reply “But the internet said if-”
“THE INTERNET DOES NOT HAVE YOUR BEST INTEREST IN MIND” he interjects.
He means virile. Fertile would be the kind of woman he’s looking for.
On the one hand, the internet telling him the wrong word for the point he likely wanted to make proves the comic’s point, but then here you are, also on the internet, providing the correct information. I don’t know what to believe anymore.
Don’t know what to believe in?? Hey buddy, my blog has some clarification that you might need. AngerAndResentmentForConfusedYoungMen.blogspot.AI
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Too late. Dude got knocked up.

Wait what, I thought y’all were my best friends?! :c
We are, charming chezus. Now place the toilet paper roll so it unfurls toward the wall
But(t)… I don’t even have a toilet paper holder?!
Oh boy, we’ve got some carpentry to get to!





