Your landlord walks up to you and makes you a deal. He’ll cut your rent in half…but only if you let him watch. You doin’ it?
Nope. Usually they’re employees and can’t make that deal.
Also, that would be a crime. (Which means you can probably leverage a settlement for better than he was offering anyways.)
Apperently not a crime everywhere :/ (although I can not say how reliable that source is. I remember hering a story like that and tried to search for it. But googling rent for sex/prostitution mostly turns up porn. Who would have thought …)
This is a felony here. No, if you rented it out it’s not “yours” yours for that time.
What if I had it written in the contract that I’m allowed to watch you fuck whenever I want?
That might make your contract void and unenforceable as it violates public policy, depends on the judge though, from what I gather.
Apart from that in many places the right to quiet enjoyment can’t be waived by contract, making that clause unenforceable.
Check your lease, man, because you’re living in Fuck City.
Contract in conflict with the law makes the contract invalid. US are weird there.
Since when is it against the law to watch people who consented to being watched? Shit, if you’re Palantir or Flock you can watch people without consent and it’s A-OK.
Sure you can consent. But you can’t make a legally binding contract (quickly goes into slavery territory). And that would be two contracts anyway; i forgot how it was called (separation of concerns basically) but it’s limited what you can bundle into one signature.
Ah I see… You have no idea what you’re talking about.
Remember, never refer to landlords as leeches.
Leeches have medical uses.
I called my landlord once to replace a lightbulb because I wasn’t paying for that shit
In what country is the landlord responsible for replacing lightbulbs?
I just send them a copy of the receipt and deduct it from my rent. That way I don’t have to see them in person
Mine started getting mad when we swapped to that system. If you’re paying, I’m buying the good stuff. High quality air filters, 6 gigalumen bulbs, only the gayest shelf veneer. The good stuff






