This is why dad said puppies and small children are made of spring steel and hard rubber. Us olds, are, uh, not that.
Halfway there T-T Thankfully I was absolutely allergic to physical activity as a kid, so now that I actually move quite a lot and am active I feel better and more healthy than as a kid lol.
But oh boy. I see them warning signs. Ocassional joint pain or back moaning at me for lifting too much.
Still, I am more indestructible than I was :3 For now T-T
Saw my friends puppy get whacked exactly like. He popped back up, “YIKE YIKE YIKE YIKE!”, ran back to the house, just fine.
You know the artist is at least 35-40 years old when they draw a kid with a backwards baseball cap.
Guy’s ragdolling like a pedestrian who walked into your parked car in GTA IV.
lmao the Amazon van just booking it
Driver, to their phone: “It’s done.”
“The blue door has opened” I repeat, “The blue door has opened”
They were already thinking on the next five stops, trying to make up time.
so that’s what’s coming for me huh
Um OP aren’t you the person who defended having sex with teenagers whilst in your twenties, so
Think he is dead or seriously hurt.
