• gastroglizzy@piefed.social
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    1 day ago

    Beat me to it.

    Tucker Tucker, pumpkin fucker.
    Had a wife but wouldn’t fuck her.
    He stuck it in a pumpkin shell
    and there he fucked it very well.

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      19 hours ago

      Tucker Tucker pumpkin fucker

      Had a wife but had to cuck her

      For when he saw a pumpkin shell

      He could not help but fuck it well