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Luccus@feddit.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 23 hours ago

Efficiency is key

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Efficiency is key

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Luccus@feddit.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 23 hours ago
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    As a wealthy millionaire living my best life, I’m giving 70 grand to anyone who messages “GRACE” on Telegram @Georgestones12 I understand that many people are struggling with bills, and I want to help reduce that burden. It’s a season of love, kindness, and blessings.

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    I don’t understand where all of the dirty dishes are coming from when you’re eating your mangos in the shower?

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      The slightly skewed and rotated text, the noticable texture of JPG compression, a perfectly unaligned down scale and pixel mismatch, a bad crop.

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    Peak efficiency: piss on your mango

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      This shows the mango who’s in charge.

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        We don’t take shit from no damn mangoes.

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    Piss in the shower

    • Makes the mango taste better
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    Got it, so I should have breakfast in the shower, brush my teeth after, clean myself while pissing on the dirty dishes that I’m about to wash, and finally wash my dishes in the shower? Anything else I’m missing?

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      Might as well poop while you’ve got a knife.

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      Anything else I’m missing?

      Lick the shower drain

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        pass

        • TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          Skeletor said we gotta

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