True story…
My wife (It’s her niece’s fourth birthday): Can you get her some classic children’s books. Just ask for a recomendation if you can’t find the familiar classics.
Me: I don’t trust their recomendations.
True story…
My wife (It’s her niece’s fourth birthday): Can you get her some classic children’s books. Just ask for a recomendation if you can’t find the familiar classics.
Me: I don’t trust their recomendations.
“Are you kids ready to learn about how my wife’s pussy gave me throat cancer?”