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minus-squareSomeonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·1 day agoCannibal: A gun? Aw I wanted some human arms. Brain: But guns can get you many arms. Cannibal: Explain how. Brain: Gunfire can be exchanged with victims for corpses.
minus-squareEvent_Horizon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 day agoTo ensure freshness, it’s better to keep the victims alive for as long as possible and only harvest the arms when needed. Boy, I can’t tell you the number of times I’ve harvested both arms only to get full after eating one!! Haha, silly me.
Cannibal: A gun? Aw I wanted some human arms.
Brain: But guns can get you many arms.
Cannibal: Explain how.
Brain: Gunfire can be exchanged with victims for corpses.
To ensure freshness, it’s better to keep the victims alive for as long as possible and only harvest the arms when needed.
Boy, I can’t tell you the number of times I’ve harvested both arms only to get full after eating one!! Haha, silly me.