• tetris11@feddit.uk
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    1 day ago

    You leave that ho alone! She agreed to go on a date with me!

    “She did whaaaaaaaat!?” *chairs flying*

    • CarrotsHaveEars@lemmy.ml
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      19 hours ago

      A 12-mile hike? Starting Sat. 5 a.m.? With this beautiful chick? Pretty sure my control center is casting mind-controlling magic to make this happen!