My lord…
My ex-MIL was cremated, but they had to take a piece of wall out to move her. The family had every bit of her death planned.
That’s sad.
I prefer Klingon death rituals.
Coffins come in different sizes. You can even get two-person coffins.
Are you still allowed to kill your spouse when you die?
It depends. If you’re physically connected twins who practice incest, it’s kind of unavoidable.
I think I’ve heard about that (very sick) practice of rulers/kings having their wives killed and buried with them when they die. Is that what you’re alluding to?
Personally I think that’s not ok.
Side note on this, I believe that episode is where the couple talks about not vaxing their child and that vaccines are just a big business scam.
Damn, nothings changed in 20 years. People still be idiots.
nothings changed in 20 years
no no, I believe the anti vax movement has grown quite a bit since then…
True
Who the hell gets buried with another person?
When someone murders you and your spouse at the same time? Or suicide pacts? Not sure …
If my kid and I died at the same time I’d want to be buried together.
Car crash?
Sure. Still it’s a very specific thing to write down in your will. Which I think you’d have to do?
This was a silly question, I just googled images of coffins and realised there is everything from singles, doubles to party sized. I don’t actually know anything about it.
Conjoined Twins
Rib-bit! 🐸
Bigger (heh) issue is cremation. Fat burns hot. Larger people need specially designed and insulated cremation ovens, because regular cremation ovens can’t handle the extra heat. Big cause of crematorium fires.
crematorium fires.
Firefighters: “Wait, isn’t that the point?”.
Looks like caskets, custom coffins, and then the fun part I didn’t realize is oversize graves.
https://farewill.com/articles/how-to-buy-a-coffin-for-someone-with-obesity
So no worries. Your mom won’t be smooshed in like an oversized sardine.
That is the first your momma joke I have heard/read in years.
Sorry, I’ve been too busy with your momma recently to make jokes.
Same!
Who gets buried anymore? No one can afford a coffin, most of us get cremated. I’m going to have to get my ashes in an old coffee can because the urn costs too much.
“most of us” makes this comment read like it was written by a ghost union representative and it’s hilarious
#IGotCremated
It is our most modestly priced receptacle.
Actually a friend of mine used a tool box as his urn
… did he use the toolbox in life? Maybe it’s symbolic?
Not that particular tool box, he was a handyman by trade
Huh, far out.
Also, dude, just because my family will be bereaved doesn’t make them saps!
And tell no one of this.
who can afford coffins these days anyway? Everyone I know is getting cremated, even in the bible belt
Cremate me, I’ll go up like sterno and light up the night sky
