Just wanted to point out we had flying cars way before tesla
well i guess one of my dreams came true (literally)
Any car can be a flying car if you drive it wrong enough
CHITTYCHITTYBANGBANG
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Flying car cheat in GTA SA
I want to say for 3 and VC too, though it’s been like 20 years since I’ve typed that in. You can spawn a tank, spin the turret around, use the cheat, and hurl yourself across the broken bridge. You get a… 4? star wanted level, but you’re in a freaking tank. Just don’t stop so the cops can’t open the door…
Honestly this is why we won’t have flying cars, your car breaking down on the street is one thing. Your car breaking down flying over a neighborhood is a totally different thing.
“There was a problem with the credit card used for your flight subscription. Service will be canceled immediately.”
Imagine how bad your average driver is on a single plane of movement. Like, they’re already going forward and can move in a single other dimension and look at the chaos we already have.
Now let’s go on and add the vertical axis and the exponential difference that makes in just how much a single human can utterly fuck with one or more others.
Now let’s add road rage into the mix and give people the ability to straight up dive bomb anybody they get mad at.
I don’t ever want flying cars in the hands of the masses. Ever.
Flying cars have existed for a while. You need a pilots license. And well they’re not practical one bit. It’s why they make the drone things. And those are a mess. Power lines or a strong gust of wind and good luck.
Please do not the car
Ya can’t park that there mate
You may find yourself
Behind the wheel of a large automobile
You may find yourself
In a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife
And you may ask yourself
Well, how did I get here?And you may ask yourself
How do I work this?
And you may ask yourself
Where is that large automobile?
And you may tell yourself
This is not my beautiful house
And you may tell yourself
This is not my beautiful wifeholy shit
Now this would be a rad wall painting.
Here’s another one

Oh shit they got my picture!
Every damn time I get behind a ramped trailer I have to fight the intrusive thoughts!
That left quite the cavity. Looks like it’s gonna be hard to extract.
The driver just drilled it right in there. The hole is large, but filled nicely
are you sure they didn’t just DoWNLoAd it?
Not yet. Clearly they just finished uploading it.
This happens in Beloit, WI, on somewhat of a regular occurrence…
Spain mastered this technology already in 1973:

If you think running off the road killing a couple of people is bad, wait until some idiot runs out of gas hurtling through town at 100 KPH. The south African nazi takes out a building downtown. Damn… I’ve seen this movie before.












