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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago

Anon creates a mystery

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Anon creates a mystery

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago
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  • Send Pics of Sandwiches@sh.itjust.works
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    This actually happened…

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      Of course it’s Florida man.

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      On the morning of Jan. 25 he left his $900,000 home in Palm Beach Gardens, Fla., for that walk

      What a weird fucking detail to start the article with

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        Everything in the USA is a competition and a flex on other people.

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        That struck me as strange as well

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          “Pity this poor rich man, because even though he was rich, he still had problems 🥺🥺🥺”

    • djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      reality is stranger than fiction

      or more likely, anon was inspired

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        Look at the date on the article as opposed to the greentext. I think it might have been Florida Man who was inspired lol

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      Damn. Went from funny to oh shit.

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      It seems likely but doesn’t explain the lack of a casing

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        Maybe a revolver?

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