🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 days agoAnon creates a mysterysh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square118linkfedilinkarrow-up1559arrow-down115
arrow-up1544arrow-down1imageAnon creates a mysterysh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 days agomessage-square118linkfedilink
minus-squaretrxxruraxvr@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 days agoExactly. For example you can take off all your clothes and drown yourself. Preferably in a place with a lot of carrion eaters like crabs.
minus-squareXiJinpingStanAccount@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 days agoYour dead body still gives off methane. If you aren’t hermetically sealing your body prior to death you might as well be an oil executive.
minus-squaretrxxruraxvr@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 day agoIf it’s eten before it rots, the emissions are lower than they would be if you’d stay alive. I’d call that a win.
minus-squareWanakaTree@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 days agoYeah but also make sure to minimize your emissions in how to hermetically seal yourself
minus-squareXiJinpingStanAccount@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 days agoSolar power that vacuum sealer lol
Exactly. For example you can take off all your clothes and drown yourself. Preferably in a place with a lot of carrion eaters like crabs.
Your dead body still gives off methane. If you aren’t hermetically sealing your body prior to death you might as well be an oil executive.
If it’s eten before it rots, the emissions are lower than they would be if you’d stay alive. I’d call that a win.
Yeah but also make sure to minimize your emissions in how to hermetically seal yourself
Solar power that vacuum sealer lol