What about calling shotgun when he can’t see the car yet?

You can never drink the same water twice because it’s not the same water and you are not the same man.

Surely the market will regulate this.

I’m 53% sure it’s standard procedure, but I’m at 57% for insidious doings.

This is just the market regulating itself.

Lazy freeloaders.

Sounds like socialism to me. How’s he ever to become a self-determined economic actor if he’s dependent on big human to get him off his back? Maybe if he paid you for it it would be ok. Ask him if hes familiar with Ayn Rand. If not, that’s a good place to start.

I mean, this is the role he was born to play.